There is Motion at Your Front Door Tung John Pork | Funny T-Shirt

There is Motion at Your Front Door Tung John Pork | Funny T-Shirt

Small / Black
$42.00
Sale price  $42.00 Regular price 
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There is Motion at Your Front Door Tung John Pork | Funny T-Shirt

There is Motion at Your Front Door Tung John Pork | Funny T-Shirt

$42.00
Sale price  $42.00 Regular price 
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Description
Your home security system just detected the ultimate visitor. Blending the viral horror-comedy of Ring doorbell notifications with internet lore, this John Pork tee features the tech-savvy swine looming right outside your camera lens. It is the absolute pinnacle of unhinged meme fashion for anyone who loves brainrot humor and jumpscare culture.
Why You Need It
  • Pure Psychological Warfare: Merges a terrifyingly realistic smart-home alert with the internet’s most iconic pig influencer.
  • Jumpscare Aesthetic: The perfect "if you know, you know" graphic that will make people do a double-take on the street.
  • God-Tier Comfort: Printed on ultra-soft, ring-spun cotton so cozy you will completely forget you are wearing a cursed image.
  • Unmatched Print Quality: Advanced printing ensures John Pork's porch portrait stays crisp, bright, and crack-proof.
Specs & Care
  • Material: 100% premium combed and ring-spun cotton (Heathers include a soft polyester blend).
  • Fit: Retail unisex fit—runs perfectly true to size for a casual, modern look.
  • Care: Wash inside out in cold water; tumble dry low to prevent any unwanted porch motion.
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